Without a shot, Shaq has won

[Lunafate]

Dear Los Angeles,

Feeling better? Everything peaceful since your Lakers quit being All My Egos? It's been six months since you dumped Shaquille O'Neal on the Heat, and with the teams' Christmas showdown approaching it's time to rank that trade with sunshine, oceans and synthetic body parts as shared benefits of our two regions.

What's that?

Oh, sorry.

You'll have to speak up. The increased decibel level at Heat games since Shaq arrived has damaged my eardrums. But I see your Lakers also are near the top of the standings and ...

[GOD_is_a_FinFan]

Thats going to be awesome, a Christmas present everyone can enjoy. Did anyone see the Al Michaels-Shaq interview, where Shaq said that he's a brick wall and Kobe is a corvette. What happens to a corvette when it slams into a brick wall? :twisted:

[rodriguez24]

It's going to be awesome. I hope Shaq swats the crap out of Kobe. Cause you just know Kobe's ego will keep him driving to the lane. :twisted:

[KenInBoca]

I heard Shaq say that.

I think he should have said what happens when a corvette runs head on in to a BIG DIESEL.

[rodriguez24]

I heard Shaq say that.

I think he should have said what happens when a corvette runs head on in to a BIG DIESEL.

The result is the same. :wink:

[Bleeds Aqua]

I heard Shaq say that.

I think he should have said what happens when a corvette runs head on in to a BIG DIESEL.

The result is the same. :wink:

Kobe Kobe Kobe. I can't wait until Kobe demands out of LA because they can't win. I wonder why.